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The Blog has received a new letter from the chickens - addressed to Bill. At this time I am unable to trace the origins of the letter, but it does have all the earmarks of an authentic chicken letter. Please read on...
Dear Bill,
We have been on an egg-cellent adventure! Since we flew the coop in December we have traveled the world and met many wonderful people. We have brought you some of the souvenirs we collected in our suitcase.
Since we hatched this plan it has been enlightening. There are many places warmer than Edmonton but when we were here our nuggets got cold. We have decided to return to the roost and reacquaint ourselves with you. Please keep us safe. We are looking forward to the security of your drawer or your briefcase and don’t want to attend any more social functions for a while. We need to rest and refresh!
Your free range chickens have come home to roost. Thank you for being so patient with our teenage rebellion.
Hope you can read our chicken scratch!!
By bringing this news to light I am hoping to win a Pullet-zer Prize! But enough about me - it sure sounds like the chickens are headed back home!
More news as it comes in!
Cheerio!
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